Spammer Contract

Congratulations, If you have been directed to this page, then you are literally moments away from becoming a valued business client.

Yes, all you need to do to become a valued business client of ours is to contact us via e-mail again.

As a spammer, you know the power of e-mail marketing, as you have initiated contact with our business, we are assuming that you would like to enter into a business relationship with us.

Our business is proof-reading spam for spammers such as yourself.

Your domain has been entered into our database as a warm lead. All you need to do to confirm that you wish to enter a business relationship with us is to send spam to any of our domains ever again.

As you initiated the contact, and as you are the one who will make the decision going forward, the contract we propose is simple.

To become a client, and accept the terms as laid out herein, all you need to do is to send email from your domain to any of our domains.

Terms

Sending e-mail to any domains owned or operated by us is acceptance of a contractual arrangement
You already know who we are as you have already contacted us
We will, for a fee of $500 per email received, proof read said email for you
You accept that you will be invoiced on 7 days net terms
Late payment fee is 20% per month
Payments not received within 60 days will be handed over to a debt collection agency, where an additional fee of $1000 per invoice item will be charged

Any and all un-solicited correspondence becomes our property and may be published without recrimination

We look forward to a long business relationship with you